The Ickiest Meme Ever…

Or the badge is at least. Thanks to Jen AND Nickie, I’ve been given this, eh, well quite frankly icky award – The Memetastic Award.

I mean look at it. It’s ugly, there’s comic sans in there, and there’s orange in it. I don’t really like orange. It’s icky.

So here are the “rules”:

1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes (put it in your post, you don’t have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It’s so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there’s even a little fucking jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It’s horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we’re creating here. If you need a higher resolution version… I totally have one!!

2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make some shit up, we’ll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we’re just on the honor system here.

3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don’t like or don’t really have much of an opinion about. I don’t care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why.

OK, so, #1 is checked. I hope I don’t have nightmares of the fluffiness. Oh god, I can imagine it already – raining orange stars, which would be the size of large meteors and I’d be trying to escape them but the damn stupid kitten keeps tripping me up every step! *shudders*

Next is #2 – Five things about me that are all completely true…

  1. I’ve met Ewan McGregor. (pays to live in the same town as his parents!)
  2. I’ve met Ainsley Harriot. (sometimes I did refined things in Glasgow too!)
  3. I’ve met Ricky Tomlinson (who some people used to think my dad was when I was younger!)
  4. I’m related to the guy who invented the TV. (distantly, but still!)
  5. I’m related to the guy who invented the telephone. (again, distantly, but still, claim to fame!)

Now #3 – Erm, god… I have to give this painful award to five other people?

Do I really have to?

Has anyone not got this award yet?

Well, anyway, I’m going to cheat and break the rules by not passing this meme onto anyone. Cause I’m just too damn nice!

Good luck guessing! 😛
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12 Comments

  1. February 16, 2011 / 12:21 am

    Ainsley? Refined? bwahahahahahahaha!

  2. February 16, 2011 / 12:31 am

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  3. February 16, 2011 / 8:57 am

    So which do you think is the truth then? 😛

  4. February 16, 2011 / 11:54 am

    Aaaaaargh, I will never guess which one as they are all possible!! Jen

  5. February 16, 2011 / 1:04 pm

    Hehe yes they are! 😛

  6. mummyowl
    February 16, 2011 / 5:20 pm

    I know, I know…jumps up and down…won’t do that too often… I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Love ‘n’ Hugs.

  7. February 16, 2011 / 7:15 pm

    Hehe god that is exactly the sort of thing I would comment with if I knew! We are SO alike! I love it! 😀 *hugs* and love to you too Mum xx

  8. February 16, 2011 / 10:14 pm

    ooookkkkkkk

    I’m guessing the Ewan McGregor thing. And if it’s true, I fully expect you to tell me the next time he’s due to visit his parents then I can come and stake out the house.

  9. February 16, 2011 / 10:17 pm

    Haha unfortunately not, though I wish that was the case! It’s actually #4 – I’m distantly related to John Logie Baird. My mum did loads of genealogy while I was grown up and found a link! Can’t remember where though, other than on my dad’s side. 😉

  10. February 16, 2011 / 10:22 pm

    Goddamit – I nearly went for the phone or the TV too but thought that was a double bluff thingybob 😀

  11. February 17, 2011 / 4:20 pm

    Lol at the meme – good one! I’m very impressed with your connections – I shall obviously have to bow down before you next time I see you 😉

  12. February 17, 2011 / 5:39 pm

    LOL you should be doing that anyway! 😛 Can’t wait to see you! Two months from now you’ll be on your way home again! *sob*

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