Things My Boys Haven’t Done While I’ve Been On Twitter

Emptied an entire box of Coco Pops onto the living room floor.

Found and destroyed my entire makeup collection.

Drawn on the walls.

Pulled all the fake coal out of the electric fireplace and played with it, getting their face and hands and everything they touch covered in black.

Snuck into the kitchen and nicked various snacks.

Demolished my entire room.

Demolished their entire room.

Put toothpaste down the toilet.

Put toothbrushes down the toilet.

One even put a DS down the toilet when he was wee (and wee-ing! TMI!).

Shaken a beaker full of milk all over the living room floor.

And the best for last:

Max pushed a kitchen chair up to the bunker, climbed up on it, found a roll and the peanut butter and had his own version of a peanut butter sandwich. Roll in one hand, peanut butter all over the other!

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  1. February 11, 2011 / 12:03 am

    Hehe, mine too… damn the internet! I really am addicted… I know that! Ah well, at least I’m surrounded (virtually) with many like-minded people! πŸ˜‰

  2. February 11, 2011 / 12:22 am

    LOL I warn you now… it’s very messy!

  3. loonylis
    February 11, 2011 / 12:33 am

    Pmsl – mine do the snack thing too πŸ™‚

  4. February 11, 2011 / 12:47 am

    I remember doing the same when I was wee too! hehe πŸ™‚

  5. February 11, 2011 / 12:53 am

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  6. February 11, 2011 / 2:11 am

    LOL = I can so relate but writing it would take me a day.
    I am glad my boys aren’t alone in making the most of my twitter time.

  7. February 11, 2011 / 10:23 am

    Mmmmmmmm…. might try Max’s idea of a peanut butter sandwich :-p

  8. February 11, 2011 / 10:25 am

    LOL definitely not! I think it’s creating a revolution amongst the kids of today! πŸ˜‰

  9. February 11, 2011 / 11:05 am

    My kids get into more mischief when I’m head down in a book, or writing a post.

  10. February 11, 2011 / 5:27 pm

    Well, at least they didn’t do it all in one go!

  11. February 11, 2011 / 8:33 pm

    Hahahahaha. Your house sounds like mine.

    Lowest moment was having to call ambulance when youngest fell off kitchen counter backwards and landed on head, on ceramic tiles. I swear I head his neck crack. Checked over at hospital and nothing wrong. Scary night tho.

  12. February 11, 2011 / 8:42 pm

    LOL very true! Now that would have been a pain to clean it all up at once!!

  13. February 11, 2011 / 8:43 pm

    Oh jeez! The amount of times I’ve had to take Max off our coffee table is insane, and that’s just when I go to the loo! >_<

  14. February 13, 2011 / 6:35 am

    WOW what a list. Graviee did the drawing on walls too. She also put nappy rash cream all over her dolls faces…into the eye sockets, through their hair. That was fun.

  15. February 13, 2011 / 1:12 pm

    I’ve luckily escaped the nappy cream incident that I’ve heard about from lots of mums! This morning I went for a shower, came back out to find Max had found my (very high up) stash of dark chocolate and scoffed the lot. >_<

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